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Scene: There are two stone altars with smoking piles of ash. One altar has the label “ECMASCRIPT 5”, the other altar has the label “HTML5”. Two characters are talking to each other.

Character with “g” on shirt: Wow! There go offline local cache, database, and worker pools all in the name of standards! What did you have to sacrifice Brendan?

Brendan: Please, there are classes, interfaces, namespaces, packages, a rich type system, and E4X in my smoking ash pile!